GQ called Obama, “A very eloquent hat stand” and lists him as 17th in ascending order of people the editorial team believes lack domestic/international clout.
Adding insult to injury, GQ’s publishers decided the President was only slightly more useful than his leading competitor, the only non human on the list, the cicada – a loud quarrelsome insect that hibernates en masse and reappears every 17 years to eat, breed, and die. The bug ranked 16.
Pop stars Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, and Justin Bieber gained a rather large lead over Barack Obama, hitting the list as numbers 11, 6, and 4 respectively.
Number 3 on the list was disgraced ex-NY Congressman, Anthony Weiner, whose illicit former sexting partner, Sydney Leathers, helped derail his recent NYC mayoral bid.
Topping the list, however, was former NBA star, Dennis Rodman, who recently traveled to North Korea, according to The Guardian, to “hang out” with the country’s Communist Dictator, Kim Jong-Un, who Rodman called, “A good-hearted kid.”