HA! Online Petition To Change The Name Of ‘Cracker Barrel’ To ‘Caucasian Barrel’ Gaining Steam

Saltine-Americans unite!

The petition text reads:

I say all of us European Americans start protesting C****er Barrel. It uses an offensive slur and it is deeply offensive and mocks our long and proud heritage.

The name is offensive, their logo stereotypes European Americans as people who sit on chairs and lean against what appears to be a bourbon barrel, claiming we are all a bunch of alcoholics. Sure, they’ll SAY it’s a “cracker” barrel but everyone knows crackers don’t come in barrels, they come in bags and boxes!

Change the name C****er Barrel to Caucasian Barrel. After all, white people should have something to be offended by, too!

At this time there are 3,119 supporters out of a goal of 5,000.

Sign the petition here.

H/T Young Conservatives