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No, this is not satire. No, this is not a story that originates in The Onion.
This is 2016. Obama has been President for nearly two full terms. And the world has lost its mind.
We need not looking any further for proof outside of the fact that a feminist just claimed she was sexually assaulted while playing a virtual reality game. The sexual assault was, as she explained, “virtual” as well.
Meaning, she wasn’t actually touched. There wasn’t another person actually in her presence.
No, these were virtual hands virtually touching her.
From The Sun.
She wrote: “In between a wave of zombies and demons to shoot down, I was hanging out next to BigBro442, waiting for our next attack.
“Suddenly, BigBro442’s disembodied helmet faced me dead-on. His floating hand approached my body, and he started to virtually rub my chest.”
The woman (who was not named) went on to describe the horror.
“Everywhere I ran, he appeared beside me, ready to grope as soon as the zombie wave was over.”
Eventually, the woman tugged off her helmet after just three minutes in VR.
“It felt real, violating,” she added.
“The public virtual chasing and groping happened a full week ago and I’m still thinking about it.”
There you have it, folks. A new world of sexual assault claims coming via… virtual reality.
Sadly, some don’t seem to understand the virtual part.